So if you’re looking to shake up a conversation or make someone explode with laughter—just like your DIY volcano experiment—then check out these 50 science jokes! You can use them as witty Instagram captions or simply text a few of your favorites to your fellow nerds. No matter how you share them, we guarantee any science-lover will get a good laugh thanks to our list of science jokes—so much so that we’re positively charged that you’ll get an electric response. Who knows…you may just strike Au! (That’s gold, if you know your Periodic Table.)
Science Jokes
- What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other? Sorry! My fault.
- What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes
- What did the stamen say to the pistil? I like your style!
- What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2 Na
- What do you call an accountant for the biology department? A buy-ologist.
- What is the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.
- What kind of tree can be placed into your hand? A palm tree
- What do rich clouds do? They make it rain!
- Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
- What did the volcano say to his beautiful wife? I lava you
- What do you call a FISH with no eyes? A FSH.
- Why is it bad to trust atoms? They make up everything!
- How can you know a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark!
- What should you call a pig who knows karate? A porkchop!
- What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself? A cell-fie
- What kind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy hair
- What type of dogs do chemists own? Laboratory Retrievers
- What do you call a fly that lands on the butter? A butterfly!
- What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play? Twister
- What does Earth say to make fun of the other planets? “You guys have no life.”
- How do trees surf on internet? They log in!
- What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Ouch! That’s mitosis.
- What did the tree wear to his friend’s pool party? Swimming trunks
- What kinds of books do planets usually like to read? Comet books
- How do you know that Saturn has been married multiple times? Because she has a lot of rings!
- How would you be able to cut the sea in half? With a see-saw!
- Which type of books are the hardest to get through? Friction books.
- What does blood say when it’s trying to be optimistic? B Positive.
- What kind of music do planets dance to? Nep-tunes!
- What was the first Electricity Detective’s name? Sherlock Ohms.
- Why did Mickey Mouse decided to go to space? To see Pluto!
- What did one ion say to another? I’ve got my ion you.
- How much room does fungi need in order to grow? As mushroom as possible.
- How do astronauts organize a successful surprise party? They planet.
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